“Ma’am, is this your bag? We need to take a look inside.”
I reply… “yes, of course. No problem. Can I help at all?” (I am a polite Canadian 24/7.)
This is when the airport security officer said, “well it looks like you’ve got a bottle of ‘spices’ concealed in a metal container.”
“Oh!! I know what that is! It’s my Starbucks thermos. I packed my candy cane shaker in it to save space.”
“Candy cane shaker?” She asked as she easily located my Starbucks thermos in my carry-on bag.
Me: “oh that’s my thermos I bought it at the original Starbucks in Seattle!” (I seemed very 40-year-old soccer mom and overjoyed when I said that… So that was embarrassing.)
The security officer twisted off the lid and sure enough, there is my little glass jar of candy cane sprinkles that I bought at a bakeshop. “Cute” she said, but not in a way that it sounded like she really meant it. More like a ‘cute’ as a sarcastic ‘aren’t you a dimwit traveller kind of way’.
I repacked my treasures and was free to go. Lesson learned.
Same day I had to go through security again at another airport, to connect to my international flight. I thought I would be all smart and leave my candy cane sprinkles out in the bin for all to see. It was next to my liquids bag.
The security officer looks in the bin and says to me “what’s this?” and I say “oh it’s my candy sprinkles. It looked suspicious in the last scanner so I thought I would just leave it out.”
I got the look and the sarcastic “uh huh” in reply.
But again my bag got pulled aside and they needed to open it up. Great, I thought, what now?
I once again offered to assist. The male officer said to me “no, no, I need to check this myself.”
“Absolutely” I reply. “Can I ask what you’re looking for?”
And so he looks up and he says to me “well Miss, it appears that you have a very large, full, pill dispenser in your bag.”
Oh hell, I thought. Yep! That’s exactly what it WOULD look like.
“It’s a tray of candies,” I say. “For decorating cookies. I’ve never seen anything like it in Canada. I thought my friend’s kids would love it.”
By this time he had it in his hand and was examining it. Lucky for me it was in its original packaging and sealed and labelled and exactly what I said it was. Weird little coloured santas, snowman, and snowflake candies. However at that moment I did feel like an idiot and some sort of candy-dealer. But I was also curious why the first scanner completely overlooked that. It DID look like a lot of pills, neatly packaged.
So learn from my mistake. File this under ‘dumb things you shouldn’t buy as souvenirs’ unless you WANT to look like a drug dealer and spend a little extra time with security.
It also reminded me of the time I had a baseball (caught at a MLB game) in a bag that they had to inspect it to make sure it wasn’t an orange being smuggled into Canada. LOL
Ah, sweet memories.